The best cars to have in your online dating pics

"nermal" (nermal) 05/16/2019 at 20:03 • Filed to: Mating Habits, Science, Weinerlopnik, Honda Fits Are Bad For Your Weiner

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Apparently there was a study done to figure out which cars are most effective to include in your pictures for picking up babes (or dudes) over the internet. Results are interesting.

Here they are:

Basically, Jeeps and BMWs are good for your weiner, Honda Fits are not. 

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AestheticsInMotion > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:07

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“ Miata” must have been too large of a percentage boost to fit on their website

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:07

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I can only guess that the Kia Forte isn’t on there as people who own one practically leave the dealer with a partner they are so magnetic

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:08

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Spanfeller is a twat > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:09

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The best date attaining device is a picture of a dog.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Spanfeller is a twat 05/16/2019 at 20:12

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Would swipe 12/10

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:16

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Good call on keeping my Ferrari and hatchback (plus my former mazda) out of my profile lmao

Poor_Sh > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:23

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Oh what about a Porsche? Honestly it could go either way. Also, I recently have need to test  this again. Ugh.

wafflesnfalafel > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:27

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W ait - a “van” is better than a “sedan” or a “truck”? What kind of pervy folks did they ask in this “study”?

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:30

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I'm guessing there wasn't a category for these.

Alfalfa > nermal 05/16/2019 at 20:54

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So having a van in your picture will get your more attention, as long as you never ever actually talk about it? This is some strange data.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Spanfeller is a twat 05/16/2019 at 21:00

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Damn, a dog AND a Jeep.  Are you a polygamist already?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > nermal 05/16/2019 at 21:07

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Does this account for other factors, like a young guy in a Jeep is also an outgoing hobbyist with a good job?

DipodomysDeserti > nermal 05/16/2019 at 21:12

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I wonder where motorcycles fit in there.

nermal > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 05/16/2019 at 21:15

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That falls under the “Truck” category. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > DipodomysDeserti 05/16/2019 at 21:20

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With a motorcycle, you don't need a dating app.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > nermal 05/16/2019 at 21:20

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Van=Tinder Surprise?

nermal > DipodomysDeserti 05/16/2019 at 21:27

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Any bike with a carb is a turn-off across the board.

Italian bikes are good, HDs are bad .

jimz > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 05/16/2019 at 21:31

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yeah, those guys are probably old enough where “prostate health” is on their list of concerns. 

just-a-scratch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/16/2019 at 21:39

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No, and stop killing the fun with all that critical thinking. 

fhrblig > nermal 05/16/2019 at 21:43

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Interesting what they say about hatchbacks. I’d never been hit on by women ever before  until I bought a Fiat 500. Then it happened with startling regularity. It was confusing and mildly horrifying.

MrDakka > fhrblig 05/16/2019 at 21:54

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Thats the automotive equivalent of having a puppy. Women think it’s cute enough to initiate a conversation.

MrDakka > wafflesnfalafel 05/16/2019 at 21:55

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More room to shag on the shag carpeting

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > nermal 05/16/2019 at 22:05

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Well since I’m married with children I get cars like this for rentals. Very good woman keeper awayer.

fhrblig > MrDakka 05/16/2019 at 22:07

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I literally had no idea how to respond. So much awkwardness.

AestheticsInMotion > AestheticsInMotion 05/16/2019 at 22:09

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I’m repping Oppo, too

Shift24 > nermal 05/16/2019 at 22:10

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So @ Long_Voyager_2nd_Edition must be crawling with messages 

MrDakka > fhrblig 05/16/2019 at 22:25

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Send them my way XD

fhrblig > MrDakka 05/16/2019 at 22:28

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I’m sure that will work. "OH GOD NO. PLEASE GO SEE THAT GUY."

412GTI > nermal 05/16/2019 at 22:30

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Fuck 

ranwhenparked > MrDakka 05/16/2019 at 22:36

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Yup, now imagine what would happen if you drove around with a puppy in the passenger seat of your 500 with a magnetic sign on the side reading “I’m financially secure in a stable job  and enjoy doing chores around the house”.

DipodomysDeserti > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 05/16/2019 at 22:41

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Makes sense as there’s a motorcycle, a Jeep, a BMW and a wife in my stable.

John Desire > nermal 05/16/2019 at 22:42

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The photo says sedans increased messages but the text says they decreased messages. What?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > nermal 05/16/2019 at 22:47

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I should put my BMW in there so people think I'm special.

DipodomysDeserti > nermal 05/16/2019 at 22:48

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Oof, I guess it’s good I also have a Jeep, a BMW and a wife.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/16/2019 at 23:10

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You mean like this guy?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AestheticsInMotion 05/16/2019 at 23:16

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I swiped right as much as I could what’s next?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 05/16/2019 at 23:17

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Good job? I think not.

James May > nermal 05/16/2019 at 23:37

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Did they mention the Dacia Sandero?

AestheticsInMotion > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/16/2019 at 23:50

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I think our Mazdas have to meet up at Laguna Seca? 

MrDakka > ranwhenparked 05/17/2019 at 00:45

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But half of that statement is a lie

ranwhenparked > MrDakka 05/17/2019 at 00:50

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Its not a lie if you believe it. 

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Chariotoflove 05/17/2019 at 01:47

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C ars that don't work can't pick up the ladies.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Poor_Sh 05/17/2019 at 01:49

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Porsche Macan is a woman magnet.  The sports cars work on boys only.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > nermal 05/17/2019 at 07:18

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If a woman really cares what I roll up in, she’s not worth my time.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > MrDakka 05/17/2019 at 07:20

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Which half?

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Shift24 05/17/2019 at 07:21

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Married bro.

Chics do seem to dig the rally van though, it’s odd.

Poor_Sh > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 05/17/2019 at 09:08

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So I should switch teams? Hmmm

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > nermal 05/17/2019 at 10:22

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I think peak was when I had a pic of me with my Mk3 Golf in my Tinder profile and I matched with a girl who worked at a local VW tuner. Got some good discounts out of that.

Chariotoflove > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 05/17/2019 at 11:03

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Au contraire. You need the right gal to steer for you while you push. 

MrDakka > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 05/17/2019 at 16:53

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Chore half.

Shift24 > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness 05/17/2019 at 19:09

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Ah I see window shopping then... lol just joking.

i86hotdogs > nermal 05/20/2019 at 09:30

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As someone who’s engaged to someone who loves the van , I can confirm this s tudy.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > nermal 07/27/2019 at 20:56

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Falls under the MAGA Category.